Fruit & nuts

Exclusive: Islamic students declare the founder of their cult religion to be a fruit:

The atheist society at a British university freshers fair recently pinned the name 'Mohammed' to a pineapple on their stall. It is worth stating at this juncture that Mohammed – whatever else he looked like, if he existed – almost certainly looked nothing like a pineapple. Nevertheless, the incident led the local Muslim student society to brand not just the student but the pineapple itself 'Islamophobic'. The atheists were issued with the un-improvable line. 'Either the pineapple goes, or you do'. But the pineapple could not go, so the atheists did. This may have been the world's first fruit-based accusation of Islamophobia. But it will not be the last.