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In an attempt to discover the reasoning of the Labor Government, a scientist, who in demonstrating a high level of common sense and obviously coming from outer metropolitan Australia, stumbled across a new element.
The new element is Laborium Governmentium (Gv). It is one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutron, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
Since Laborium Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it come into contract. A tiny amount of Laborium Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete
In an attempt to discover the reasoning of the Labor Government, a scientist, who in demonstrating a high level of common sense and obviously coming from outer metropolitan Australia, stumbled across a new element.
The new element is Laborium Governmentium (Gv). It is one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutron, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
Since Laborium Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it come into contract. A tiny amount of Laborium Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete
Laborium Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Laborium Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
The characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Laborium Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Laborium Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Laborium Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other by products are produced
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